by admin | Oct 6, 2020 | e-commerce, Uncategorized
Journalist meets mom-on-a-mission. Pretend you have a clipboard, night-vision goggles, and a strong opinion on which streets give full-size bars. Each version could be a “report” from the field — festive, deadpan, and fun.→ Tone: Scientific study disguised as gossip...
by admin | Sep 29, 2020 | Sales, Uncategorized
Investigative humor piece — a mock exposé tracing the “ancient origins” of the spud mascot, complete with fake interviews (“Local historian claims the original Spudder carried a sack of destiny”) and nostalgic asides about potato farming pride.→ Tone: Mockumentary...
by admin | Sep 28, 2020 | Marketing, Uncategorized
Slightly more serious but still witty — think reflective Sunday column energy. It’s where you can flex the “thoughtful observer” side without losing your humor.→ Tone: Modern essayist with good boots and a...
