by admin | Oct 8, 2025 | The Scoop
by admin | Oct 8, 2025 | Uncategorized
Written as if by your fictional columnist — let’s call her Mabel Crumb — who narrates local oddities like she’s solving crimes on PBS. (“Someone’s been letting their cat roam. Again. The evidence? Paw prints, judgment, and one mysteriously missing garden gnome.”)→...
by admin | Oct 8, 2025 | Uncategorized
Treat the wildlife like eccentric residents — the original locals now forced into HOA territory. You can anthropomorphize the coyotes (“Greg the Coyote was spotted near Costco again, just trying to pick up dinner like the rest of us”) while subtly nodding to...
by admin | May 30, 2022 | Uncategorized
Observational humor with faux seriousness — like you’re writing a safety manual for chaos. Include diagrams, sarcastic “local rules” (“The person with the largest SUV apparently has right of way”), and anecdotes about first-time drivers who never made it out.→ Tone:...
